“A feminist arts-and-crafts endeavor” is how this lady describes dressing up as a vagina with her head as a clitoris. Plenty of us have seen the plastic vagina costume; it is usually the last one on the shelves right before Halloween. Though the shape is the same, the Vagina Lady’s dress is much more elegant.

Though technically dressed as the vulva, the outer portion of female genitalia (vagina is the term for the internal tube), the Vagina Lady not only adorns herself in the fine, lippy eveningwear of pink, she also crafts vulvas. Patchwork vulvas, rather like paisley designs, of various soft and spangled materials, adorn tote bags, hats, t-shirts, and are available separately (coasters?).

If not shopping for hand-stitched genitalia, her site has entertaining extras. She has an ample list from the “agreeable ruts of life” to “the zone,” with “the honey pot” in the middle (makes you re-think Winnie the Pooh) as historic and/or present terms for vaginas. Then there are the photos of her dressed as a vagina in all kinds of places (Greece, Kentucky, etc.).

All in all, I love the Vagina Lady almost as much as I love my vagina. Yet, I have to wonder, am I the only fan who would love to walk up ad rub her head? If not, she should really consider designing a squirting version . . . and letting me borrow it . . .

It appears that Nancy Pelosi may be the first female speaker of the house.

I was at lunch today, and to kind of tease Wolf (who is Republican) I tossed my head towards the TV showing Pelosi’s acceptance speech. “That’s my girl.”

That led a waitress commenting that Pelosi didn’t look bad. The waitress was expecting an old chick.

So is it more important for a female politician to be attractive? Most of them, all sexes included, are less than appealing. Yet someone must find them arousing if they get away with so much dirty sex.

Does this mean that Pelosi, along with First Lady Bush (why isn’t this a porn title), may start a trend known as PILF?

Not a political sermon, just a pornographic thought.

Writing about body painting inspired me to go through my make-up brush collection. I found myself reflecting on how nicely the face-powder brush would envelop Wolf’s balls . . .

Using everyday items as sexual teasers is very common. Using brushes is often under-rated, especially given the diversity of brush type, which leads to a diversity of sensation.

Here are some brush tips Wolf, my lover, has found very pleasurable.

Makeup Brushes: I prefer using the larger blush and/or face-powder brushes. Placing these on the balls with a slight twist of the wrist is quite a tease, especially when followed by a little mouth to head . . .

Paint Brushes: Try a fine tipped brush on any of his tips! This slick little tickle can sneak its way into his/or her every crease.

When using any household item cleanliness is of the utmost importance. Try having a set of brushes set-aside just for sex, which has never been used for anything else. This is especially a safety factor for paintbrushes, as Turpentine isn’t recognized as very skin-friendly. Used makeup brushes are safer than other used brushes, but this is an awful way to discover an allergy.

An added layer of painted fun is to use the brushes to apply Kama Sutra Chocolate body paint, or Honey Dust (my preference) both of which are available at the Booble Store. They are listed in Toys under Edible Body Products.

Hmm . . . where did I put my Honey Dust? I’m off to find it and wait for Wolf to come home from work for a little surprise game of brush on and lick off, till we get off . . .