Acrobats have always brought out my kinkier curiosity. They make me imagine positions that would shame the Kama Sutra and porn directors. What better way to bring in the New Year than to view Zumanity, the sensual Cirque du Soleil show at the New York New York hotel in Vegas.

Rene Richard Cyr is the writer/director of this look at how human sexuality is a zoo of erotica, ranging from the subtle to the artfully almost obscene. The acts range from typical schoolgirl fantasies (hula-hoop inspired) to the intrinsic intrigue of she-males to the all-out of the outlawed orgy. Hot.

I confess the orgy is my favorite.

Well, I hope y’all have a good of a New Years Eve, as I will!

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
-George Carlin

Wishing you’d bought a naughty Ms. Clause outfit? The good news is that the selection is endless and they’ll be going on sale soon. Here are some spots to shop for them.

Siren’s Secrets has a great selection.

Dimout.com has more basic styles, and some funny bags for him to stuff into.

Fantasia Wear has some nice holiday theme stockings.

The Forplay Catalogue has a holiday sex kitten version.

Feelingusa.com has a Jingle My Bells Crotchless Panties

Merry XXX-Mas!

I wanted to drop a quick line to congratulate Beverly Whipple. This recent recipient of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality’s Kinsey Award is a faculty member of the College of Nursing at Rutgers University.

The Kinsey Award is given to those who have contributed greatly to sex research, sex therapy and/or sexology.

She recently co-autored a book entitled The Science of the Orgasm which documents how orgasms occur on a hormonal level and are affected by outside conditions (such as drug use).

This is a great book and I recommend it to ay and all.

Congratulations Beverly! Job well done!

Kiki De Montparnasse is the store to find all of cutting-orgasmic products. All about the chic, the selection is not as profound as the quality. This is the place to buy a silk throw, a subtly styled vibrator, and crystal pasties. The lingerie is both fashionable and sturdy (well, as sturdy as sheer material and lace ever is).

For him there is the cock ring with the Cubic Zirconia. For her there is a lace eye mask. For both, well almost anything in this store could amplify a couple’s relationship.

What is best about this slick store is that it provides premium sex gear, teases customers with basic bondage materials (really nice handcuffs, etc), and they provide gorgeous personal items that are of a private but not sexual nature (check out the shaving kit for him).

Well, I’m off to shop some more. I wonder how much of my budget is for me at Kiki’s?

Tericka (is that her porn name?) was a teacher until recently when a video (porn) with her as the star (so Tericka may be her porn name) and she was suspended without pay along with her contract not being renewed. Keep in mind that this is a porn she appeared in, oh, about 11 years ago.

This story has been all over the press of the past few days. She even made a teary eyed appearance on Dr. Pill, I mean Phil. It has led to me questioning the sexual fibers of our society . . . again. Unfortunately my questioning always leads me to the same answer:
The way we judge and value sex is messed up.

Here’s my argument:

1. This is something she did over ten years ago, with other consenting adults, at a time when she was broke with two kids.
2. Even if she wasn’t broke with two kids, this is something she did over ten years ago, with consenting adults.
3. We still have a rash of crazy women dating their young students (scroll through Booble’s Screws in the News).
4. Those who date students don’t seem to get into as much trouble as Tericka (if that is her real name).
5. Several studies, including one by my hero Dr. Diamond, has shown that cultures with acces to porn display a decrease in sex crimes, meaning porn is not the root of all evil
6. This is something she did over ten years ago, with other consenting adults

I feel better having gotten that out.