I’ve been so gosh-darn busy lately that I haven’t made it to the doctor for a proper boobie inspection!

What, oh what, is a girl to do?

Thank Goddess for Mammonet! It is the Internet’s version of the mammogram, only possibly better. Just look at this quote from their site:

“Why would I take a Mammogram on-line rather than have a stupid doctor do it?

Answer:
Most doctors don’t understand a woman’s boobs. They don’t feel anything inside. Plus, they usually have crumbs all over their hands and you don’t need them rubbing that crap all over your titties.”

Wow. What wisdom. What a great excuse to play with your boobs, as if you really needed one.

Ever feel like a kinky freak of nature? Then check out some of the crazy tours zoos do on animal fornication.

They are rather common in zoos around Valentine’s Day, and have facts like:

*Pigs wieners are cork-screw shaped that funky butt-plus

*Manatees are bisexual and enjoy orgies

*Porcupines only have a few hour long mating season

For other animal facts like these and info on such tours click here.

According to the economics of Japanese sock market, pantyhose are no longer hot. It does see that bare skin is the way to go now-a-days, and pantyhose seems like something from our parents generation. Why wear tight tan nylons over your skin when a fake tanner would look much sexier?

What strikes me as really ironic is that the stockings of our grandparents generation is still very hot, garter and all.

So unless you got a medical condition, go garter! It is the fashionable way of the early 2000s just like the early 1900s!

Okay so here are some last minute Valentine’s Day Gift ideas. They can also be gift supplements if he does an unbelievably good job at Hallmark’s romance day.

Either way, tell him one of these is on the way or on the computer screen, and you’ll get points that you didn’t even know existed.

1) Get him a subscription to Abby Winters. Abby Winters is an “adult lesbian/teen” themed site that is just plain pretty. Based out of Australia, the stars of these scenes are obviously not the stock-n-trade plastic porn chicks. This is a hot turn on that you two can enjoy together and apart.
2) Get him a subscription to Squirt4Real. This site acts both as a lesbian/solo porn site and as an educational center for him. The two of you can learn to squirt together. He’ll enjoy what he sees, and you’ll enjoy what he learns from it.
3) Let him know that you simply can’t love yourself without him. Buy the Make Your Own Vibrating Dildo Kit, and he’ll get the present of a huge ego-boost and you’ll get a new toy.
4) Sue Johanson’s Head Honcho is one of the best male masturbators on the market. It has something to do with the suction chambers . . .
5) One of my favorite lovers’ kits is the Black Light Body Paint Kit. Check it out for a psychedelically pleasurable night . . .

Have you ever wondered which sex has the best orgasms?
Dr. Kunio, a sexologist and a columnist, attempts to answer this question in this lovely column.

According to him it comes down to theta brain waves, which are released once an orgasm reached. They are the source of the “runners high” after exercising.

It’s an interesting article, definitely worth checking out. To think that the strength of female orgasm could kill a man . . .